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“I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people”

Blogs I follow:

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  1. vagisodium:

    if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

    (Source: trashboat)

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  3. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Pets and Tumblr photoset

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    Reblogged: dammit-darlin
  5. theroguefeminist:

    i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

    (Source: clracomalfoy)

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  7. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Dads and Tumblr

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    Reblogged: rains-fall-soft
  9. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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    Reblogged: andlionheart
  11. medioxumatepoet:

    missionlameturtle:

    andrysb24:

    mandkips:

    #and then he dies #and she starts killing people

    Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

    he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

    I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

    (Source: ashagreyjoyed)

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  13. insp (x

    (Source: alrightevans)

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  15. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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